Dear Gen Xer,
Holy Schnikes!
52 of you Maniacs voted last week! Come, let’s dance!
As for last week’s winner, it wasn’t even close.
48% demanded Limp Bizkit be silenced forever. I’ll be happy to relay your message to Fred Durst Worst.
And now…
The moment you’ve all been waiting for…
The Super Duper Gen X Jukebox Question of the Week!
You’ve been found guilty of a grisly murder. The judge throws the book at you. Life without parole.
The Warden takes pity. “Tell you what,” he says. “I’ll let you pick your cellmate.”
He hands you 4 mugshots.
Who do you choose?
That’s an interesting dilemma you present this week. I have had some prior experience with two of your nominees. I spent quite a bit of time with GNR and was actually present for the “Rocket Queen Riot” in St. Louis which precipitated that picture. I also worked for Mr. Ice on a spring break tour that encompassed Daytona Beach. Since that was one of the easiest gigs I had due to the fact he spent a lot of time in his room with “Downtown Julie Brown” discussing world politics he’s my selection. He’s an amusing guy.
Yikes, I wouldn’t want to be alone with any of them. But Mr. Ice seems the least of a bad bunch.